Poor English make communications difficult. These faces will help you understand what she think. It make relations from beganing smooth.
1. Look before sitting.
2. Treat as equal not like tchotchki.
3. Do not expect Smokinghotkova woman to keep up on morning jog.
4. Nice present for Smokinghotkova woman is chocolate or step ladder.
5. Do not talk down to Smokinghotkova woman, lift her up to your level.
Visit Smokinghotkova
Travel to Smokinghotkova is very easy. You fly to Moscow from your city. Fly from Moscow to Yekatinburg. Take taxi to bus station. Do not buy mushroom from babushka, it contaminated. Get on bus name Ural Mountains. Give bus driver 100 rubles and whisper “pazhalsta”, he make sure you get off at right stop. When you get off bus, look for man with dancing bear. Present him with bottle of vodka. He will arrange yak cart to take you into Ural Mountains. No worrie, yak know way. When you reach ravine, look for part that not so wide. Run fast and jump. Find wooden fence and climb over. Make sure Yuri do not see you. He love shoot Kalashnikov. His shed has donkey. Ride donkey on trail heading left. Do not go right!!!! Follow trail until you come to waterfall. Go under waterfall and through cave. You come out other side in Smokinghotkova. Simple no?
Sucky, sucky, $5 bucky.
Myth 5
Smokinghotkova woman only wants to be put up on pedestal.
False. Smokinghotkova woman like to be put on shelf too.
Myth 4
Smokinghotkova woman is conservative with sex.
False. It like big orgy. Smokinghotkova woman also like smokinghotpole.
Myth 2
Smokinghotkova woman only like short man.
False. Smokinghotkova woman like all kind man, even he-man, she-man, bat-man and fu-man.
Myth 3
Smokinghotkova woman is simple woman with no education.
False. Smokinghotkova woman has many brains. If you do not believe, look inside.
Myth 1
Smokinghotkova woman will have trouble with height of cabinets.
False. Smokinghotkova woman is small not retarded. She find way to open them.